So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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