No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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