have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
And then he peed in my hair
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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