you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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