LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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