Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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