I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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