i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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