But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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