Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I have feelings that need drinking.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
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