thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
