I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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