the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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