i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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