normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
My feet surprised me
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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