hell yes lets make some ravioli
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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