Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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