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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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