Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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