I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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