Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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