don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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