corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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