Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
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