Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I just googled if crying burns calories
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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