the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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