just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She's like a pop up book from hell.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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