I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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