Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
