I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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