well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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