we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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