I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
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its like you know when i get waxed
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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