Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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