we were pretty classy up until the second keg
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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