There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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