so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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