I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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