There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
He better not be in your backpack
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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