I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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