I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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