i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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