I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
