they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
