Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
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