Midget sex pt 2 tonight
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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