Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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