once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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