At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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