Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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