We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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